VS.
Kudos, to CW casting a guy that doesn't look like Edward Cullen AT ALL, right? PFT.
Ah, why do I allow myself to indulge in these guilty pleasures?
I should probably ask two questions before I go into the initial question.
1) Why is are these feisty, passionate creatures of the dark so pleasurable?
2) Why is such a pleasure that others expose very, and often publicly such a shame to me?
It's simple.
SEX
Even though in Twilight it is clear that Edward cannot indulge himself with physical activities due to his uncontrollable desire to ahem...[bite her], it is obvious that Bella herself definitely wants to jump his bones. Likewise goes with Stefan, in the most recent television show, Vampire Diaries. Why is this even attractive? Are all these sexual innuendo's really what get us going, or do we really find pale, anorexic, European folk drop dead gorgeous? I don't know, it could be both for all I care. I mean, if you replaced the words "suck your blood" with "plow you" you'd basically be watching a soft porn. So is this it? Do we enjoy the evasion of not naming things? The slight hint of an act that comes across almost everyone's mind but goes without being said? Just say it already! Hat's off to you Stephanie Meyer for selling sex to tweens in some sort of weird and twisted psychological way. The media really had a field day with this one.
As to my question, why am I guilty? I'm only human.
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